namaste

January 10, 2005 02:07 AM

OK. The holidays are over, so it’s probably good and time to leave the profanity post behind. Never fear, though, I will keep profanity in my heart (and mouth) each and every day of the year.

I’d say something about the tsunami, but really. I don’t have anything to say that will change anything or that hasn’t been said before. So.

I could say something about the Fishing Hat Bandit, but the thing is that I’m just not all that interested.

I could also say something about this evening, spent in the company of fred baby, equipoise, CB, and about a million dog toys, one of which had the catchy (and, apparently, highly sing-able) name of “rubber pimple ball breath fresh scent” and would make a fantastic addition to the Dog Toy or Marital Aid quiz, but—

—oh. I guess I just did.

So, in closing, I just received comment spam from an someone going by the handle “yoga mats forever.”

That is certainly my best spam yet.

quote to go:

“The only things needed for practicing yoga are a yoga mat, relaxing background music, comfortable exercise clothing, and bones made of rubber.”

—unknown

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