my cookie runneth over

March 14, 2005 02:28 AM

I just ate one of the cheap fortune cookies we bought at Cost Plus World Market—which are pretty good, by the way—and I got FOUR fortunes. Four!

They are:

  • YOU WILL BE SINGLED OUT FOR PROMOTION
  • YOU ARE THE EVENING STAR IN SOMEONE’S ROMANTIC EYE
  • FAMILY TIES AND INTERACTIONS WITH KINDRED SPIRITS ARE STRONG EMOTIONAL LINKS
  • YOU WILL BE EXTRA BUSY FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT!

Oddly enough, none of them said anything about getting to that scanning anytime soon…

quote to go:

“A nice cake is waiting for you.”

—a fortune from Weird Fortune Cookie Collection. Sounds good to me!